Renowned game creator Blizzard attempts to capitalise further on micro
transactions using a method known as macro transactions, more commonly known as
petty theft.
It may come as something of a shock, but you are perfectly entitled to judge
most figurative books by their covers. Judge them by their cover art, author, by-line
and their title. Throw the first rock. Judge lest ye be judged. Carry the fate
of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor
will see it done. Incorrectly reference biblical passages and tangentially quote
other films if you have to, but never settle for mediocrity. Warcraft: The Beginning is a good place
to start your newfound judgemental freedom.
Some tales have titles that will
capture an audience’s attention without the need for fancy graphics or catchy
by-lines. Some will mislead you unintentionally (see: Batman Vs. Superman or 10 Cloverfield Lane). Then there is this. Warcraft:
The Beginning might just be the most mundane, redundant title of all time.
Given it is the first and only film of the franchise it is pretty safe to
assume that it is also the beginning of the story. Instead of providing insight
or creating intrigue, the only thing this title informs the viewer of, is that
there will be Warcraft: The Middle and
Warcraft: The End. Of course filmmakers
don’t see the world in such a logical manner, and as such will most likely name
the subsequent films Warcraft: Divide and
Conquer and finally Warcraft Thr33. At least the games followed a consistent, numerical naming pattern.
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The trailer itself is boring. I watched it more times than I had hoped and,
even now, could not give anything but a generic summary of events. Humans and
Orcs must band together in some world ending crisis, but also not all humans
trust Orcs and also there is some baby Shrek, like the one from Meet the
Spartans (see: below). We already have a film for nerds, it’s called Captain America: Civil War, we don’t need another one. I don’t believe it a coincidence
either, that this film comes out a full two years after The Hobbit films had
concluded. Wouldn’t want to flood the market with too many awful films about
Orcs, Humans and Dragons.
Watching this I found myself distracted
by other more exciting trailers, i.e. Suicide Squad. Unlike Warcraft, Suicide
Squad’s trailer does not give away important plot points/twists, effectively
engages the audience through clever use of popular music with rhythmic cuts and
an appropriate amount of humour to break the mounting tension. Will this mean
that Suicide Squad will be a 10/10 amazing film? Probably not. Does its trailer
excite an audience and generate hype? A resounding yes. Sure it exploits an audience’s
weakness for nostalgia, but it takes the first step to cinematic success by at
least seeming intriguing. Plus, it has Margot Robbie in short shorts.
Final Prediction: Remember that Eragon film? Most people erased it from memory immediately. This will be Eragon 2.0, or should I call it Eragon: A Quest Fulfilled.
Final Prediction: Remember that Eragon film? Most people erased it from memory immediately. This will be Eragon 2.0, or should I call it Eragon: A Quest Fulfilled.